canonicalmomentum:

slow-riot:

Just a heads up, in 2016 we’re replacing the Myers-Briggs test and zodiac signs with the four humors. Who else is filled with black bile?

The four humours as obsolete scientific theories

Blood: Lamarckian evolution

Yellow Bile: phlogiston

Black Bile: geocentric solar system

Phlegm: luminiferous aether

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