themightyif:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedcanada:

myuglyone:

redscudery:

healthyeyes:

llcoolade:

buzzfeedcanada:

It’s Roll Up The Rim season, Canada! 

May the odds be never in your favour  

i don’t understand anything about this post. canada, please explain

The cups show us favour but once a year. We honour and revere the cup.

At the darkest, coldest time of year, we make ritual pilgrimages to collect the cups and hear their secrets. Few are favoured with rewards, but it is enough.

One of my students finished his coffee in class this week and asked us to say a little Yiddish prayer that the roll-up-the-rim gods would favour him. Alas, shpil nokh a mol.

this is why no one believes Canada is a real country 

I think we’ve found the Canadian version of “Cheeky Nando’s.”

I’ve been to Tim’s twice since Roll Up season started. The first time, I bought a plastic-cup drink without thinking about it. The second time… I forgot to roll up. 😦  😦  😦

I expect my citizenship to be revoked at any moment.