Look at that schematic for disaster. Part 34 is a string you pull to release reinforcing ring 122 just before ejaculation. Imagine groping between all those legs trying to pull a string like you’re opening a parachute ten feet from impact. And let’s not overlook the phrase “reinforcing ring.” No matter how I picture that, it sounds painful. I mean, by definition it would be made of a hard material, right? You’re counting on it not to tear or trigger under all the slippy stresses of sex until they pull it for the world’s worst party popper. I keep imagining that ring punching into the end of a dick and all over the other person’s insides, and I can’t stop making the “OH DEAR GOD NO” face.
Why would you use this? According to the designer:
The condom may be used by couples wishing to conceive a child but who want to reduce the risk that a disease or virus, etc. will be passed from one person to the other … A cord attached to the cover can be pulled to remove the cover from the distal hole immediately before ejaculation.
That’s the most terrifyingly impossible biology outside of an Alien movie. I’m surprised they didn’t design a Stork Mesh – a fence with holes large enough to allow infants but too small for storks – to protect expectant parents from bird flu. If there’s enough fluid exchange for conception, there’s way more than enough for infection. This just guarantees that even catching the disease is awkward and painful.
8 Hilariously Bad Attempts By Inventors To Improve Condoms
So this is like…. the reverse of pulling out?
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