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bijoux-et-mineraux:

Polished Malachite Stalactite – Copper Crescent, Congo

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

Yeah, use a condom.

DANGER EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT SUPERMAN THIS DILDO IS KRYPTONITE