leaveharmony:

So far, I’ve been a baby, a ten year old, a teenager, and I guess an adult.  My father appeared to be Liam Neeson, which was grand, my bezzie mate was adorable so I beat some guys up for her, and then I met a nice guy called Jonas and decided to marry him.

….Flash forward, daddy Neeson ditched me, bezzie mate’s dad had my woulda-been husband killed, I saved a jerk’s mum from some radroaches, and then I murdered the overseer and like six other ppl with a baseball bat in a fit of vengeance-driven fury when I found poor Jonas.  So um, we’re off to a flying start.