ralph: normie
josephine: you like pretty girls and soprano solos. a respectable choice.
captain corcoran: daddy kink probably
little buttercup: you are a human being with ears and a sense of humor. you probably also like girls who will step on you but be sassy about it.
dick deadeye: you probably like deadpool
cousin hebe: you saw a version of the show that didnt cut her dialogue.
sir joseph: you’re sir joseph