Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
I’m more concerned about “pregnant”. What’s “pregnant”?
“Free” is also disconcerting. Like, what, will I be expected to give up my first born?
There used to be a sandwich shop in my city whose menu had quotation marks around every appearance of the word “authentic.” Which might actually have been commentary on the term.
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