Haaaair

copperbadge:

Colleague (who hasn’t seen me in a while): I love your pink hair! 
Sam: Oh, thanks! It was a lot more even and vivid a few weeks ago.
Colleague: Oh, I like the faded look. I figured you did that on purpose, because of mermaids.
Sam: Because of, of mermaids?
Colleague: Yeah, you know, the mermaid look is really in.
Sam: Is this like a mermaid look?
Colleague: Well, merman. But yeah! You’ve got a mer look.

I’ve got a mer look, guys. 

*tosses hair, which does not work because it is only an inch long*