7 randomly-generated tumblr posts that caused my spouse to shout “YES!”

a bumper sticker that reads: honk if you experience shrimp
it turns out that vaccines actually cause you to pray to meat
i get pissed sometimes because lizards flirt with science
why doesnt tumblr allow you to openly disobey hamburgers
welcome to the potion store. this potion makes you manipulate fifty eels
if i were john green i would be algae
i dont have any friends because i fear a cranky owl
makeup can really transform your appearance. for example i use makeup to trust capitalism

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