scientia-rex:

whisky–tango–foxtrot:

amberguessa:

delightfuldonutdreams:

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

I once slipped and fell in the literal center of the mall, so I’m pretty sure a bunch of people in San Antonio told that story that day.

Once I got pushed over by a chair lift and I face-planted into the snow. As soon as I got up, the second chairlift hit be upside the head and I face-planted into the snow a second time.

Well, now I’m DEFINITELY telling that story

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