clientsfromhell:

I was working on the
new website for a client. They hadn’t produced any copy text yet, so  I used Lorem Ipsum as placeholder.

I received a call at 3:45 am.

Client: Why are you sleeping?! We have emergency here!

Me: It’s almost 4 am here. What’s wrong?

Client: Don’t play jokes on me! My partner just saw the website!  We are
Christians, so this is not acceptable! Pull the whole thing down ASAP!

Me: (confused) What… what do you mean?

Client: We’re Christian! We won’t have
satanic verse on our website.

Me: (with dawning realization) Oh… that’s just Lorem Ipsum. It’s latin.

Client: Take it down! We won’t stand for it!