my phone autocorrects garrus vakarian to harris canadian just so you all know
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT OKAY
#it is 100% the name of his human persona he affects to make fun of normandy crewmates#garrus: i’m harris canadian and i –#kaidan: garRUS stop it#garrus: and i just love drinking coffee and talking about having hair and asking intrusive questions to aliens#garrus: that’s what i call other species you know#garrus: aliens#garrus: even though most of the galaxy is made up of non-humans#garrus: want a donut or some other thing you can’t digest garrus?#garrus: wow harris i’d love one you are so nice and friendly i see why you got on the council so quickly (tags via @dusterluster)
oh my god I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
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