you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda
you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward
Ok, story time: Many, many years ago, my husband was in a movie lineup. In front of him were some people who’d brought an rpg to pass the time. They were generating characters, and one of them rolled up a hobbit he named Cruddo. Cruddo died almost immediately.
But the rest of the party kept using his corpse as a battering ram; sharing his bones to make spears; swinging across chasms on his intestines. Finally my spouse yelled at them “CRUDDO IS DEAD! LET THE POOR LITTLE BUGGER REST IN PEACE!”
Later he wrote a song about the incident, which he occasionally sings to me:
“Cruddo, Cruddo the Hobbit, born to crash and burn/Cruddo, Cruddo the Hobbit died on the very next turn.”
Quite coincidentally, I believe the upcoming movie Swiss Army Man tells the same story.
Mooncustafer 