johnnkeats:

shakespeare characters as dril tweets

othello: i shall say this only; ive ended peoples careers by reporting them for “Ironic” typos & spelling errors., i do not give a shit. im a warrior

macbeth: my “F*&k It!! Let’s Go Golfin” t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed

ophelia: 

i just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in

caius marcius coriolanus: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants

lady macbeth: Have you ever wanted to click X on a bastard

hamlet: 

if you have a problem with my mouth, i’ll be swniging a sledgehammer in circles outdoors for the rest of my life, so come try do crap to me.

king lear: now youve done it, teens. the official mr bean account is closing because you all kept calling him dad

richard iii: 

to the coward fraud who claimed my username: it is you who deserves to be plagued by this baneful “2”. Posted by CrotchLordMiami2 at 3.36 am