i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
“okay so I looked it up and you actually do have to place it right in the fire.”
“I swear to God I just heard it purring. It sounded like a cat.”
“The sword is about 500 yrs old. Used to kill this one fire demon, can’t spell it but he killed a bunch of people. Enchanted by the twelve mages of Cresterfell or something like that and turned invincible by the demon’s blood. Really good for scaring the neighbors.”
“…This is like the seventh set of runes I’ve had to do for you. Are you really that forgetful?” “Yes and I lose alot of stuff. Now this time, I need it for my wallet.”
“This is gonna be so coo-OH FUCK WE FUCKED UP SHIT SHIT SHIT.” “FOR THE VINE!”
“Make sure my scales look good!” “Hold on, I want to brush my hair first, kind of knotted from…Well, you know.” “Are my fangs clean? I think there might still be a little fish in them.” “Guys you’re fine! Can we just take the damn selfie?!”
“Well ma’am, you see, normally we would just fix this sort of thing at home instead of coming all the way to the hospital. But um…I don’t know how to change my friend back.” *friend angrily clucks as chicken* *witch nurse tries very hard not to smack two stupid teenagers for angering a wizard with prank calls*
The enchanted/haunted sword on Craigslist thing totally happened!
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