copperbadge:

magic-gps:

parentheticalaside:

altonzm:

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

American recipes: Use Pillsbury™ crescent rolls and Oscar Meyer™ sausages with your Dairy Maid Dairy™ cheese for a fun NFL Super Bowl LI™ treat!

@copperbadge

Man have you seen the size of the kitchens in Parisian apartments or the drive you have to make to even get to a pig farm in Tuscany. Meanwhile for ten bucks I can get enough cheesy hot dog snacks to feed an entire Super Bowl party AND if I use the Italian recipe with the Oscar Meyer sausages an Italian grandmother will show up to haunt my kitchen? Sign me up. 

I bet the unscored crescent roll sheets will blow Nana Graciela’s noncorporeal mind.