kitfisto:

plasmalogical:

i would hit my brother in the face with a spinning heel kick for sixty bucks

person who made this doesn’t have siblings

The people who ask these questions never actually pony up the cash, otherwise I’d discuss this with my brother and see if he was willing to toss for who gets hit, split the money, and set up our retirement funds. Maybe we’d spend the night in that haunted house and a month in the cabin with no wifi if we really wanted to live high on the hog.