PLEASE BUY MY ROOMMATE’S SOAPS SO I NO LONGER HAVE THE URGE TO EAT THEM

cornerof5thandvermouth:

they smell so good and i am so fucking weak and i KNOW they don’t taste like they smell but god damn i have some really terrible impulse control, guys, please, i’m begging you to get these out of my house

https://www.etsy.com/shop/DirtyThoughtsSoaps

im fucking sobbing please help me

My brother is an ad copywriter and he would kill to have written this.

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