copperbadge:

digitaldiscipline:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

samdirector24:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dannyelling:

writing-prompt-s:

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

(Parent looking around room)

Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

“You didn’t see nothin’“

“Nice rubber ducky you got there. Be a shame if somethin’ were to happen to it.”

“Honey, this is what happens when you don’t clean under the bed, you get Organized Crime coming in to do it for you.”