If you’ve had sex with less than 12 people , people that have had sex with you belong to a more exclusive club than those who have walked on the moon.
also applicable if you haven’t had sex since 1972, or if the main reason people have sex with you is to spite the Russians, or if having sex with you takes 7.5 million pounds of thrust and ends with you splashing down in the Pacific Ocean.
when I have sex it takes three men and a ground support crew
and one time someone used a golf club, just for the novelty
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