*PUSHES YOU OUT OF THE WAY TO SLAM THE BUTTON FIRST*
*TURNS INTO A DRAGON AND CARRIES YOU AWAY AND THEN SLAMS THE BUTTON*
*stands quietly in line and meekly pushes the button*
*gives you cake for being the better ace*
*violently throws cake at button*
aaaaand now the aces have started a food fight
*builds cake catapult and launches it at the site of the chaos, efficiently obliterating all competition and pushing the button*
the food fight has now escalated to to using machines of warfare, aces find it impossible to be upset at the cake raining upon them, and the madness continues…
*creates a battalion of dragons to conduct airstrikes of cake and annihilate my competition and press the button*
oookaaay, I think that’s enough sugar for you…becoming an evil overlord is not the answer here…
being an evil overlord is always the answer
Ok, too many people have responded in defense to becoming an evil overlord. I give up. LET’S DO THIS.
are we making a troop of evil aces now? can i join?
I VOLUNTEER FOR THE EVIL ACE ARMY!
WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!
Villains do not sign up. They make an entrance.
hell yeah they do
IF YOU CAN STUN ME WITH YOUR DRAMATIC ENTRANCE YOU’RE IN
Why can’t we all push the button like at the same time?
Because being an evil overlord is much more fun.
*spreads arms as the black sky thunders and purple lightning strikes* I have arrived *giant multicolored cake monsters begin to stomp over enemies* I would like my cape.
Excuse me? *Transforms into a dragon* *Breathes fire on everyone present* *Bakes all the unbaked cakes with my awesome fire* *Changes back because everyone is dead* *Shyly walks upto the button and presses it* Thank you.
Mooncustafer 