Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!
Okay but can we address the fact that it also apparently falls under the “we don’t use honey because we think it hurts bees to when it actually helps them to harvest their extra honey but we’ll gladly use agave nectar even though it’s more labor and environmentally intensive because lol who cares about the welfare of underpaid brown people” category
Oh is that what that was about? I thought parents had started worrying that honey was an allergen or something.
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