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elizabethplaid:

hollowedskin:

kazoo-goddess:

redpyros:

kazoo-goddess:

if only you used your powers for good instead of evil

I’m sorry but my only power is sand

this is AMAZING

I adore the original song, so I made up a version to sing to my cats:

Little kitty*
Bring me a squee**
Make it the cutest that I’ve ever seen
….
Please turn on your magic squee.
Little kitty, bring me a squee.

And the “bum bum bum” part is just “meow meow meow”.

* I sometimes say my cats’ names instead of “kitty”, because both names still fit the syllables.
** “squee” (or just “eeeee”) is the sound they used to make instead of meowing, when they were kittens.