copperbadge:

I just got a robocall from a credit card company….in the elevator…over the elevator’s emergency telephone speaker. 

Is that even possible? I thought elevator phones only went one way and that way was “to the fire department”. 

Apparently the elevator can get a super low APR if it hasn’t missed a payment in six months.

Maybe the bot and the elevator are in love and this is their cover story for speaking to each other.