Horror Villain Showdowns #137: Montressor from “The Cask of Amontillado” versus Actual Cannibal Shia LeBoeuf.
@iavenjqasdf relied:
Vs Kool Aid man. Can Montressor lay down those walls faster than KAM can smash through them?!
Okay, never mind – this one’s definitely the better matchup.
“The Murderous Enormous Sentient Glass Jug of Amontillado”
Well, that’s why it’s perfect, innit? Here we’ve got this putz who’s so, painfully, pretentiously class-conscious, he can’t plan a murder without turning it into a wine-tasting excursion – up against the living embodiment of the quintessential lower-class beverage. You call yourself a connoisseur, Monty? Well, here’s a piquant bouquet for you: synthetic cherry with hints of ass-kicking.
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