copperbadge:

lololovescheese:

rifleweeb:

czechs-and-holdings:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

altonbrown:

Sometimes I get concerned for him.

@altonbrown are you aware of how dangerous and well-trained he actually is? Alton Brown is a competition-level shooter with a large arsenal of rather expensive weapons, as well as a motorcycle and apparently a pilot’s license. 

If he really wanted to assassinate someone, he could fly to a foreign country by himself and pose as a local chef before eliminating the target.

I would pay to watch a movie of Alton Brown as a secret agent who uses a mixture of his culinary and scientific knowledge as well as firearms to eliminate evil people.

THIS SUMMER

ALTON BROWN IS…

THE IRON SIGHT CHEF

@copperbadge

I’d watch it. “First he feeds you…then he lets you have it.” 

No but getting back to that first picture – I don’t care that the flute is on fire, how is he holding it with his chin?