All Betta fish go to Valhalla when they die

ignem-aeternum:

iwearmytrousersrolled:

This is an indisputable fact, no creature that willing to fight everything in it’s path in life is going to want a quiet, peaceful place after death.

I’m just imagining Odin looking over the fallen warriors, and seeing all these fish and being so confused.

But because he wants knowledge over anything else, he absolutely has to take these fish to Valhalla, because wtf are they doing on a battlefield he has to know.

And he becomes obsessed with these tiny warrior fish who want to fight everything.

Commissions tiny fish armor for them.

Everyone in Asgard is like Odin wtf.