- ‘sup fuckers
- whats good u fuckin homestucks
- yall figure out how to hex the ruling class yet or do we gotta go over the basics again?
- guess what i stole!!!
- alright, who summoned the eldritch monstrosity in the closet
- shut the fuck up none of you are gamers
- WHOOOO’S READY TO RUUUUUMMMMBLEEE
some more:
-our combined ages are more than old enough to be dead did you ever think about that
-calling all hipsters
-don’t even get me STARTED on that new meme, i swear to god, the kind of day i have had-
-move im gay
-aint none of your goddamn business where ive been
-greetings fellow sinners
-its ok im here we can start now