ignotus-alchemedia:

athelind:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

I would get distracted by the adorable cuddlebuns and forget why I wanted to go through the door.

Seriously look at these dopey sausages. They are adorable.