“UNDERNEATH
Lieth the Body of ROBERT
Comonly called BONE PHILLIP,
who died July 27th, 1793,
Aged 63 years,
At whose request the following lines are here inserted.
Here lie I at the Chancel door;
Here lie I because I’m poor;
The forther in the more you’ll pay;
Here lie I as warm as they.“This is the best epitaph ever
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