emilyscartoons:

This doesn’t work btw

I once got asked for ID in a pub where I wasn’t even drinking alcohol, I just wanted to have dinner with my friends. I didn’t have a driver’s license, so I showed the waitress a book with my picture on the back cover as illustrator, along with a bio that said what year I’d graduated from art school. She still wouldn’t accept it as ID, but she stopped trying to make me leave. It was then I decided to never wear loose fitting dresses again.