Do any of you have any stories about times you were hurt by an extrovert?
extroverts kidnapped me while I was brooding alone in the forest and dragged me under a hill, where I was forced to dance to their enchanted fiddles for what felt like a few hours but was actually many years… when I returned home, my wife had remarried and my children were grown and did not recognize me.
another time an extrovert paid me in cash that turned into dead leaves the next day. fuckin hate those guys.
and how could I forget that time I went flower-picking and came back pregnant with an extrovert’s child? smh. and extroverts are always fucking up my crops and livestock and spoiling my milk. have they no boundaries?!