The sides as things my British Lit professor has said
Morality: What a great class! Holy sh*t I love you. You’re so smart!
Logic: The same problems you have as a nerdy student you have as a nerdy professor. All your professors used to be nerds, by the way. They’re just professional nerds now.
Princey: This character is the most eccentric and witty and he loves the sh*t out of his baby. Do you not see why I love him?
Anxiety: So… where do we go from here? Seriously, that’s all I had planned for today. What happens now?