totallynotagentphilcoulson:

isali3:

themotherfuckingclickerkid:

This is the funniest thing I have ever read

… why.. do these articles all sound like they were written by someone who’s never met or even seen a dog..?

Man look at this dweeb

If this guy’s CV is full of references like “the Colson
Center for Christian Worldview,” my guess is he’s part of the Quiverfull
movement and his real issue is “Christian couples aren’t producing enough
babies.”