tilthat:

TIL that there is a massively popular children’s TV character in Germany called Bernd das Brot (Bernd the Bread) who is a depressed loaf of bread whose catchphrases include “I would like to be left alone” and “My life is hell”.

via reddit.com

I just googled this and it gets even weirder – according to Wikipedia
there’s a statue of Bernd das Brot that was kidnapped for a while in early 2009
by political activists. He was later found in a cellar by some children: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot