ms-demeanor:

freebroccoli:

argumate:

ms-demeanor:

argumate:

reviews delicately trying to imply SHE FUCKS THE FISH without coming right out and saying it

Fans like “we know she fucks the fish, Del Toro’s whole career has been leading up to this, don’t be fucking coy, was the fishfucking just regular hot or superhot”

might be interesting to compare erotica reviews and christian reviews

“Don’t be fucking koi.”

I’m a fool, a goddamned fool, missing that beautiful pun.

Thank you. This is flawless.

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