Answers About The Amityville Condominium

copperbadge:

voyageboots replied to your photoset “Kilz latex primer does battle…”

Evil red walls. Tiny creepy body storage closet. Creepy mirror on the interior of a closet. Murder window. Fridge of death. Have you considered you might have moved into a former villains lair??

The thought crossed my mind that I am living in the first twenty minutes of a horror movie right now, but I hadn’t considered a supervillain. Intriguing. 

nefersitra replied to your post “Startled yell #3”

Sam, I kinda think your entire new home is murderous; the ladder, window and mirror are just obvious about it. The fridge was the warning ….

I am determined to defeat the evil! I shall purge the fridge! 

capt-spork replied to your post “Startled yell #3”

Perhaps your closet opens out somewhere else

I’m beginning to wonder.

Apparently it’s a really common thing among New York residents for people to have dreams that they open a door in their apartment they never noticed before and it leads to a room they didn’t know they had. 😀 

terrie01 replied to your post “Startled yell #3”

Sam, should we be googling “exorcists Chicago” for you?

Nonsense, I’m a DIYer, if I need to exorcise it I will find a youtube how-to video and do it myself! 

alovecraft replied to your post “Startled yell #3”

I’m starting to wonder if you bought a cursed condo.

I try to think of it as…a rehab opportunity. 😀 

biteswhenprovoked replied to your post “Startled yell #3”

You sure you want to reinstall it somewhere where it can keep an eye on YOU?

I defy the clearly cursed mirror! I have nothing to hide from its murky depths!

realmarysue replied to your post “Startled yell #3”

I was out doing my NYE partying last night so I come home today and the first thing I see on my dash is “Startled Yell #3” and I’m all, Oh, of course Sam bought a cursed house, not even slightly surprised. Y’all got botanicas out there, right? Get some sage and frankincense and just go to town.

It is a very me thing to do, buying a cursed condo. I’m hoping repainting will do the job and no incense will be required, but I did take a Mountain Lodge “Chris Evans flavor” Yankee Candle over there.  

karadin replied to your post “Startled yell #3”

oh did your ghost come with you?

Not yet! Her traveling box is sitting on the windowsill waiting for her. I’ll probably take the box over tomorrow and then bring it home again, just in case she changes her mind. I won’t make it final until the move. 

kestrel337 replied to your photo “Found my extremely ordinary and not at all foreboding or suspiciously…”

Yeah, Amontillado was my first thought, also. But weren’t False Walls a thing in Egyptian tombs, too? Could be treasures untold!

shirokou replied to your photo “Found my extremely ordinary and not at all foreboding or suspiciously…”

There’s treasure or a mummy back there. Maybe a mummy covered in treasure!

I love the idea that there’s a random pharaoh walled up in my storage unit 😀 

dorkilybeautiful replied to your photoset “Behold my fridge. For those of you warning me not to eat the butter,…”

So hey, a thought: leave a small offering of new butter. Maybe periodically. Because that’s just a weird enough thing to be in there, especially if you didn’t notice it before…

Yeah, nobody who looked in the fridge noticed, it was quite weird. It’s a good idea to leave out an offering of butter! Maybe I will make some, I do like making butter. 

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