Shakespeare’s works only they’re D&D

rainbow-femme:

DM: Your beloved is dead, what do you do?
Romeo: I roll to mourn. *rolls 20*
DM: You mourn so hard you drink poison and kill yourself.

DM: The witches have given you their prophecy, what do you do?
Macbeth: I roll a perception check *rolls 1*
DM: You immediately trust everything they said and base the rest of your life on it.