riverselkie:

alternative decor looks for those of us who hate the Instagram Minimalist White One-Plant Bedroom Aesthetic™:

• haunted victorian house. utilize fake or real blood and cobwebs depending on your level of commitment
• accurate recreation of the inside of a bird’s nest
• inside-of-a-whale-bedroom à la pinocchio
• igloo
• solitary lighthouse keeper’s lighthouse bedroom: funereal and sparse, oil lamps, framed sepia photo of your lost love
• dorian gray looks: collect weird artifacts and books, put mirrors everywhere, and hide a very large painting somewhere in your room. try not to stab it. that won’t end well for you.
• bog witch’s cottage
• meadow dwelling: lay out lots of dry grass, flowers and insects
• studio ghibli bedroom: the most wholesome option
• demon portal
• swamp
• obsessive detective/serial killer’s apartment: very sparse except for the walls – lots of newspaper clippings, old photos, and maps connected with pins and strings
• post-asteroid-strike maximalist destruction 

What does the demon portal bedroom look like?