“This is my new project, it’s like, the dark side of Disney princesses. So like, Alice is on drugs, Belle has Stockholm Syndrome, Jasmine is a terrorist and Aurora is getting plastic surgery. It’s super cutting-edge, as you can see.”[/Male artist voice]
“Also, be on the lookout for my paintings of Greek goddesses, which includes ‘naked white woman with helmet and spear’, ‘naked white woman with pomegranate’, ‘naked white woman with bow and arrow’, and who could forget ‘naked white woman with big breasts holding a rose’?”[/Male artist voice]
“Also stay tuned for my paintings of the Seven Deadly Sins, including ‘naked white woman looking at herself in a mirror’, ‘mostly naked white woman posing in lingerie on a bed’ and my personal favorite, ‘naked big breasted white woman looking at you, the viewer, lustfully’.”[/Male artist voice]
I’M SCREAMING THIS IS EXACTLY IT THO LOLLLL
“Soon I’ll be publishing my new project called ‘Millennials’, where I critique society’s obsession with technology through a series of paintings such as ‘people in suits staring at phone screens which are sucking their souls out’, ‘white woman takes a selfie as the world burns around her’, ‘teenage girl photographs a shipwreck and ignores the drowning passengers in favor of choosing an Instagram filter’, and finally ‘image which bluntly reminds you, the viewer, that you too are a slave to technology, as you are viewing my artwork through the medium of a computer screen, completely ignoring the fact that I made all these paintings on a computer and uploaded them to Deviantart myself’.”[/Male artist voice]
Every time I see this post, it only gets better and better
As someone who takes AP art at a very white, very rich, very liberal school…Y O U W O U L D N O T B E L I E V E
“Also, here’s my version of a realistic Pikachu, which is to say, ‘has a lamprey mouth’.”[/Male artist voice]
“But see, the women in my work choose to be naked, so it’s empowering, because it’s a woman making a choice, even though I, as her male creator, ultimately make all her choices. Just ignore that last bit. They get power from their sexuality, power they can use against men, so really, naked women have all the power and control here.”[/Male artist voice]
“My latest critique of modern America features a white, comically obese family wearing red MAGA hats, emphasis on how fat and slovenly and ill-tempered they are. But mostly they’re fat. Did I mention they’re fat? No mention of right-wing radicals who are thin, well-dressed, and affluent. No mention of at-risk minorities. The problem is dirty fat people. I’m a talented satirist.”[/Male artist voice]
“After that, I’ll be showing a series of paintings of priests and nuns in bondage gear. It’s partly about the evils of religion, but also because you can tell from Catholic religious art that they’re all into BDSM, and just, in denial about it, y’know? And, by the same logic, the ancient Egyptians were all furries.”
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