I’m not very viking-y, but I did just vacuum my apartment to remove trace evidence of my latest masterful art forgery before the authorities arrive, so useful stuff, thank you Sam :D

copperbadge:

OH MY GOD, YOU MADE A TO CON MAN LIST, THAT’S BRILLIANT. 

Wipe down all your fingerprints from your phone in case the cops get it. 

Successfully pass yourself off as someone who needs to buy a bunch of groceries. 

Make sure you have your bag packed for tomorrow’s heist! 

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