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captainsnoop:

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

Caves of Qud

• Moving very, very quickly no longer causes you to move backwards in time.
• Fixed a rare issue where liquid containers asked your permission to explode if they weren’t owned by you.
• Corrupt bananas can no longer be laid as mines.
• Specified that carnivores can’t eat fungi.
• You can properly cook with all limbs, faces, and heads now.
• Sultans no longer insist that cities be named after their regnal numbers (for example, ‘III City’).
• Shields can no longer be wooly.
• You no longer fall in love with every sign you read.