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i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

i swear to god if i ever hear someome IN REAL LIFE say “paper, scissors, rock” i will strike them dead without hesitation

I mean English isn’t my first language but it’s definitely rock, paper, scissors – it’s in that order even in Finnish, so um, what?

Guess German is special for saying “Scissors, Paper, Rock”.

Also sometimes we just don’t say the names of the things and just mumble invented words that make no sense. “Schnick, Schnack, Schnuck”

The actual fuck are you talking about? Where I’m from in Germany we say “Scissors, Rock, Paper” which timeline is this

“Scissors, rock, paper” here too from Germany. Like even saying “Schere, Papier, Stein” twists my tongue.

It’s “Stein, Papier, Schere”. What backwater village are you folks from?

Es ist Schere Stein Papier aber man sagt Sching-Schang-Schong?!?!

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