infernalpume:

mooncustafer:

infernalpume:

y’know the biggest self drag is whenever anything written by a straight guy has one of those “sad artsy sex scenes” that are beautiful and dramatic but are passionless and leave both participants scarred forever.

like imagine being so bad at sex you need to make a whole movie to romanticise it. 

Are these the kind where the characters just wordlessly go
up to each other and kind of fall into bed without so much as a “Did you have
any trouble finding my apartment?”

and then they watch as their lives crumble around them in a series of super goth disasters yeah imagine being so bad at sex the girl dies by tragic irony in a world she is too beautiful to understand

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