Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”
Like…did Thor just wingman me?
God of lesbians
This is totally something the MCU Thor would do
Thor: “Fair maiden, would you join me on an excursion this evening, for merrymaking and perhaps a more intimate end to the night?”
Lesbian: “If I were into men, I’d totally take you up on it, but I’m gay”
Thor: “I hope I have not been impertinent! However, if you are not otherwise engaged, I may know someone more suitable to your affections.”
The canon comic-book Thor as well.
Then it really would be his sister
Extra bonus points for her being canon gay.
😀
Every time this post re-appears on my dash it has gotten even better and cuter ❤
And now I need fanart of Thor trying to help set up the various Magical Lesbians he knows up with cute girls he thinks they may like ❤
I NEED THIS NOW
Valkyrie: Thor remember what I said I don’t wanna treat this like a hook up just introduce us casually and
Thor: YONDER SAPPHIC WARRIOR!
(Waves frantically)
I HAVE RETURNED WITH SHE WHO I TOLD YOU OF, WHO ENJOYS WOOING FELLOW MAIDENS
Mooncustafer 