
[Image Description: Tags reading “come live with me and be my love, my love without pants”]
Imagine Your OTP on Tinder. This is Person A’s opening line that they send to everyone they match with. Person B actually likes it.
come live with me and be my love
and we shall all the pleasures prove
that pantsless wand’ring though the fields,
woods, or steepy mountain yields.@elucubrare I’ve never been more attracted to anyone than I am to you right now take off your pants and meet me in the fields