sirfrogsworth:

I was walking to the kitchen to grab some leftover food and my mom had the TV on. Trump was giving a live statement about his bro time with Putin. And he sounded like he was basically trying to backpedal on almost everything that happened. 

And then I think I heard the biggest lie he has ever told. Which I think is quite the accomplishment for him. In his conference with Putin, when Trump was asked if Russia meddled… he said, “ I have President Putin; he just said it’s not Russia. I will say this: I don’t see any reason why it would be.“ 

He is now claiming he meant to say, "I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be.”

I stood there with my cold pizza in hand and was like, “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??”

He’s trying to save his ass by changing a contraction. 

Unbelievable. 

The problem is, within the context of everything else he said, it makes no goddamn sense. 

He meant would. 

He said would. 

How much would could a woodtrump would, if a woodtrump could say would?

I’m interested to see how this is covered. Will the media call him out on this epic bullshit? Will his followers eat this up and spout it as the gospel truth?

Of course they will. 

But I hope everyone else takes to the streets and demands impeachment. This is maddening.