wastedawayagaininmargaritaville:

She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.

To the author of that mayonnaise article everyone’s been talking about, assuming it wasn’t satire: I have now, for the second year running, brought my curry-chicken-Waldorf salad to a picnic that commemorates the Christie Pitts Riot of 1933, organized by people whose haircolours, politics and genders would probably make you faint— and once again it was all eaten. No leftovers. Maybe people don’t hate dishes that contain mayonnaise, just ones where it’s the dominant flavour?