totallynotagentphilcoulson:

kanayavstheforcesofcapitalism:

markrial:

arizonaconservativegal:

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

Okay but vampire bats don’t live in Arizona

This is like a political ad from Night Vale.

ETA – having looked it up, this was a genuine-but-hopefully-satirical write-in candidate’s campaign. Also, I’m not sure he wasn’t referring to the folkloric kind of vampires: https://azatty.wordpress.com/tag/ian-kobe/