totallynotagentphilcoulson:

eltigrechico:

tilthat:

TIL that the saxophone was invented only in 1846 by Adolphe Sax. As a child, he survived a three-story fall, a gunpowder explosion, drinking a bowl of sulfuric water, a near-poisoning due to furniture varnish, and falling into a speeding river. His neighbors called him “little Sax, the ghost.”

via reddit.com

God really did not want the Saxophone invented.

God was an anti-jazz square and that’s why he’s dead and we killed him

Alternate suggestion: Satan is an anti-jazz square and God had to constantly shield young Sax so he could grow up to fulfil his destiny.